Stressing train ride

ke long~ ke~long ke~long....

Me: What's the most stressful thing that can happen to you in the train?

Friend: Both my wife and girlfriend giving birth at the same time in the same hospital.

Me: -__-" .. I said train..

Friend: ... well, I could have got the call while I am in the train.

Me: -__-"

Friend: Ok, you tell me, what's the most stressful thing when you take train?

Me: The most stressful thing is when you are the first to disembark and reach the control station but your card refuse to register. Imagine the stare of all the passengers behind you.

Friend: You kena?

Me: No, I was standing behind one this morning.

Friend: LOL..